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Scooters
to Beware Of (part 1: Modern)
If
you're in the market for a scooter, the initial research can be
quite daunting. You want a decent-looking bike that won't cost you
much money, and there is a flood of makes and models you've just
never heard of. It seems easier to buy a motorcycle in America,
because you recognize almost every manufacturer name and can safely
assume Honda, Suzuki, Yamaha, etc. won't steer you wrong! However
when you make the leap to scooter, there are three times as many
manufacturers from all over the world. Roughly 75% of these scooters
come from China and Southeast Asia, where traffic congestion is
a way of life, poverty is very common, and often entire families
will share a bicycle or scooter as the family vehicle. So an economical
vehicle that burns very little gas is a serious concern, and often
times, these economical concerns lead to completely substandard
(and frequently dangerous) scooters being cranked out by the manufacturers
as fast as their little 6-year-old fingers can assemble them!
Sounds
ominous, but it doesn't have to be. There are plenty of manufacturers
in India, Taiwan and South Korea that build perfectly wonderful
bikes that are safe and affordable, however, be very aware of the
bike that seems almost TOO affordable!
Much
of the scooter traffic out there is not built, so much as it is
cloned. Meaning, a lot of these scooters are substandard copies
of other scooters built by other manufacturers, in a land where
ripping off the competition is a way of life (these same people
will be just as happy to sell you a discount "Rolecks"
watch I'm sure). Most scooters built in the People's Republic of
China seem to be victim of this identity. Scooters from makers such
as Tank, Geely, Xtreme, Motofino, Strada, and Verucci, for example,
are particularly suspect. Don't let the Italian names fool you -
they're Chinese crap, branded with Italian and pseudo-Italian nomenclature
to take advantage of a public that doesn't know any better. Even
established names, like Schwinn, can be found on cheap Chinese imitation
scooters. That makes scooter-shopping even MORE tricky, when a name
you can trust lands on a scooter you cannot.
Another
barbed cog in this wheel of injustice lies with the dealers (especially
the internet dealers that you've never heard of, but Googled up
and "Hey! Look at these great prices!"). There are few
standards when it comes to dealership requirements, and basically
anyone with a few thousand dollars buring a hole in their pocket
can set up a shop in their back yard (then disappear completely
when their stock is sold). Even worse, the drop-shipping outfits,
operate much like a two-bit telemarketing office. Three guys in
their apartment man their email accounts for incoming orders, send
these orders to their scooter broker, and the rest is a tidy slice
of profit, just for having an active email account and the ability
to maintain their Google Adwords. What do you think happens when
you eventually (or as is frequently the case: Immediately) have
troubles? Who do you call? Will anyone get back to you with the
needed support? How about a refund for what is now a leaky black-and-orange
plastic lawn ornament? Not going to happen, you've been fleeced.
Be thankful that you probably never had the misfortune of getting
that deathrap onto the road!
So
be sure to do your research, read the message boards, ask questions
of friends who might know better, or you could even call up and
ask some of the legitimate bike shops in town their opinion. Avoid
any impulse buys, if it seems too good to be true -then it is. As
for the pricetag on an unknown scooter, you may wonder "Just
how safe is this 1,200-dollar scooter?" Well, how safe do you
feel on a 1,200-dollar scooter?
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Article by Kevin Montanaro
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